Literature
Our Trash, Their Treasure... (Traditional)
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Our Trash, Their Treasure… by David Nicholas
They’re the garbage gluttons, glorious gunk gourmets
The diligent dustbins, whose greed’s their forte
They talk trash, eat trash, and treat trash as treasure
It’s their reason to live, and truly their pleasure.
Breakfast brings to table, a quite delicious feast
Peels, shells & skins, soggy cereal, and yeast
With hot cuppa grease, a steal of a meal’s complete
As they gnash, grind & gnaw, with real smug conceit.
It’s lunch they love lots, that large, leftover lavish
Packing piles of produce, for trash cans so famish