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A sterling afternoon to all you Deviants and Divas, AussieDidge here with the latest piece of my burgeoning poetry collection, a dedication to everyone's best friend when Nature calls... the Toilet! :icontoiletplz:

Our fecally fanatic, urine-usurping friend in times of need, this fine invention from centuries past has given us a cleaner, more dignified way to perform our business, as opposed to just squatting in the street or letting loose over a creek. A sanitation saviour in more ways than one, we've seriously taken this tool for granted more than we should have... Today, this piece of "poo-e-try" if you will, aims to rectify that by paying tribute. :salute:

This will be the first part of my "Household of Hysterics" series, where the aim is to take ordinary household items, and through crazy and funny words on paper, give them a new lease on life, with characteristics beyond what they're known for. :typerhappy:

I'd like to thank everybody for reading, and please, stay tuned for my next piece! :wave:
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These just get better and better. This is probably the longest time I've been on DA, reading, in quite some time! If you ever get this series published you have to tell me! ❤😂